The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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