I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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