She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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