Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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