I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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