Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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