HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
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So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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