Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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