Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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