There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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