just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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