I cockslap morals
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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