All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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