the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
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I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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