me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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