TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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