But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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