I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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