She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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