hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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