Its about making memories worth repressing
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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