Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize