i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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