Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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