I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
i need some magic done to my vagina
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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