So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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