If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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