she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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