oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Randomize