the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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