He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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