Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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