I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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