i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
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I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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