? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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