Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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