if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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