Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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