Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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