Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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