No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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