Duck Duck Cougar?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize