I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I will pee on everything he values.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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