her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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