The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
The air taste purple.
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