carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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