i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
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You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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