I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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