Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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