Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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