Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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