East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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