I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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I think weed is turning my hair brown
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He has the fingertips of a God
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